It's a sad day for Zombie Cow, Privates, the unique shoot-'em-up set inside peoples' rude parts where condom topped marines battle STD's, has been cancelled on the Xbox 360 because of its sexual nature.
Privates is a platform shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It's rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don't count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.
"The guys at Xbox have been amazing," said Zombie Cow's Dan Marshall.
"They've been really supportive and helpful throughout, but ultimately have advised that the game wouldn't pass the Indie Games Peer Review process, purely due to its inherently sexual nature."
He further went on to say that, "it's a shame, but it's something we'd always pretty much assumed would happen."
It means the game is now only available on PC, which is actually free and can be downloaded here.
